Potato, Potahto, Tomato, Tomahto

Is it me or is the First Couple looking more and more like that other First Couple of yesteryear? Same difference? You be the judge.

"Let there never be forgot, that once there was a spot, for one brief shining moment known as..." Camelot or Spamalot? Only time will tell. For now, the state of the Union can be summed in a Mastercard commercial:

Bailout to AIG: $182 billion
Americans without health insurance: 46 million
Americans without jobs: 13.2 million
Homes lost since 2007 mortgage meltdown: 1.4 million
Troops in Afghanistan and Iraq: 184,000
States legalizing same sex marriage: 4
Showing some skin on the cover of a magazine: priceless

They're BAAAA-ACK!!!

Oh... my... god... Mom Jeans?! Say it isn't so! Ladies, something better come between you and your "Calvins," pronto. The 80s may be back this spring, but this high waisted look is better off dead.

Credits: RIV/Fame Pictures (Jessica Alba photo); RIV/Fame Pictures (Jessica Simpson photo); Sara Jaye Weiss/Startraks (Kellie Pickler photo)

Down With My Peeps

I love the day after Easter, when stores slash the price of Peeps. Now, I can buy 10 packs of 10 for $10... that's just 10 cents a piece of sugary, marshmallowy goodness. Chicks rule!