I see London, I see France

When I was a little kid, I wore days of the week underwear. I was very anal about it. I had to wear "Monday" for Monday, "Tuesday" for Tuesday, etc. I didn’t dare go off schedule. What if I got into a terrible accident? People would think I were stupid, crazy: "Foolish girl picked the wrong day to die. Today ain't Friday; it's Wednesday." Oy, mustn’t bring shame to the family. Come the end of the week, my undies were in a real bundle. The set came with only one pair, “Weekender.” I was torn. Do I reserve it just for Saturday or just Sunday? Do I alternate between every other Saturday and Sunday, say the 1^st and 3^rd Saturdays and then the 2^nd and 4^th Sundays? Do I simply wear the same pair for both days? This was years before When Harry Met Sally, which taught me the right choice was to wear “Weekender” for Saturday and to wear something holy for Sunday because of God. Lacy Sunday it is. Thank you Ms. Ephron for helping me see the light. Your wit and wisdom will be sorely missed.